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What Next?!?

What the freak did I mess around with in feng shui that we are gettin' nothing but broken stuff this month? It's so bad I find myself with a list of broken crap and a pocketbook that needs a rest! Here's a list of my troubles this month.

1. Dryer didn't have heat (luckily the hub fixed) FIXED

2. Our Apple Computer wouldn't turn on (luckily we had the Apple Care Warranty and got a new power supply. Note to self, good job on the purchase of the warranty it was like the first time a warranty ever worked, see below Volkswagon) FIXED

3. The Hub's car overheated (or rather it broke real bad for the 40 millionth time and we decided it wasn't worth fixing.... so we are looking for a new car and hope to purchase a new one by the end of the month. Note to self, never ever, ever buy Volkswagon again! Friggin Jettas and their stupid warranties that they don't honor!) DEAD/NEED TO BUY NEW CAR

4. I washed the hub's phone (he's back to using an old phone with knobs that sometimes work. Note to self, friggin check the pockets of hubby's clothes after a trip and don't just throw the laundry from the suitcase into the washer) DEAD/NEED TO BUY NEW PHONE SOMEDAY

5. The gardener's broke (How does this happen? Well they have been doing a really shitty job so we fired them. Note to self, learn how to mow lawn) NEED TO BUY LAWN MOWER, BLOWER, TREE TRIMMER or HIRE A NEW GARDNER.

6. Direct TV broke (our little box refused to hook up to satellite for days and the Customer Service Team wanted to charge us $50 to send a guy out. Okay, your product is broken and you want to charge me? This is part of our of nickle and dime society that I currently hate. Don't even get me started on Airlines. So bye bye greedy jerks and hello Time Warner and new DVR and On Demand. Note to self, it's good to switch companies every so often so that you get better deals). FIRED DIRECT TV and HIRED TIME WARNER CABLE WITH NO CONTRACT.

7. The electricity in the house went out (the light in the hallway closet was broken so we bought a new light and then the electricity went out in the house so we had to take that light out to get our electricity back but not after two hours of a scary, grumpy (because he didn't eat) hubby -Note to self, always feed the hubby before he starts an electrical project). LIGHT STILL BROKEN NEEDS TO BE FIXED

8. No Gas in the house (the friggin cable guy tripped the earthquake valve and we had to have the gas company come out and fix and charge us $64 bucks - I guess we should of paid the Direct TV guy cuz know we are in the hole a further $14?? Note to self, shit happens) FIXED AS OF 5 MINUTES AGO.

Can't wait for November to get here so we can leave jinxy October behind!

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