I Found Heaven in a Shampoo Bottle

While I was in London I found a little piece of heaven. Where is heaven you ask? Oddly enough I found it in a bathroom. My hotel in London was made up of 15 vintage with a modern touch rooms. Or rather, I stayed in this little eclectic hotel. I arrived in London after being up for like 36 hours straight. Suffice to say I was tired. So the first thing I did was take a two hour nap. When I awoke I was all grimy so I took a shower. When I went in the bathroom and opened up the shower I was amazed to find 5 full bottles of product. The name on the bottles was COWSHED. I never heard of it before but the bottles were very pretty, think black and white with flowers. I opened up the shampoo bottle and it smelled so good. I turned on the shower which had one of those huge circle shower heads that came down from the ceiling. I never showered with one before and boy, now that I have I want to swap out my shower head. I can't imagine its good for water conservation but dang it if it wasn't the nicest shower I have ever had! The shower head along with totally awesome product made for one fuckin' amazing shower! In fact, the shower was perhaps one of my favorite things about the trip! Seems weird but I really, really, enjoyed those showers at the hotel. Anyhow, I had to buy some of that great product to take home with me. It probably was no co-winky-dink that there was a COWSHED shop right outside the hotel hence the full sized bottles in the room. So before I left I bought myself three bottles of my favorite products: the Cowlick Gentle Shampoo, the Saucy Cow Softening Conditioner and the best shower gel ever, the Knackered Cow Relaxing Bath & Shower Gel!! They cost about $75 friggin' US dollars but "how often do i fall in love with shampoo" I told myself as the store clerk rang my card through the machine. I was so excited to take my one, if not, expensive treat home! So after flying and spending another 36 hours getting no sleep, I get home and crack open my suitcase and reach for my luxurious products hoping to recreate the best shower week of my life. What do I find when I open my suitcase? You probably have guessed it! Yes, that my luxury in a bottle had exploded all over the place!!! My damn clothes were now wearing my $30 bottle of shampoo. "Fuck" was all I could say for like 15 minutes. I never buy fancy shampoo so this discovery was particularly harsh. I was sooo completely pissed and couldn't believe the one thing I was looking forward to was now gone forever! Of course I went and googled the stuff online and apparently one shop in Berkley, California sells the stuff. I will have to track it down but do you know what it feels like to find something so awesome only to have it all over your suitcase the next moment? Call me disappointed. Anyhow, Cowshed was my great discovery during this London trip. Too bad the cow moo'd all over my suitcase and not on my hair! Bummer!