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Violated

So last week my house was violated and I am pissed. I came home one afternoon after being out with my parents and found that the front of my house had been tagged. Yep, some dumb kid tagged my front cement retaining wall with the letter DAR. Add an "E" and I can advertise the DARE program. These little hoodlums also tagged my neighbor's house but they got ASSS. Do kids really have nothing better then to do then to spray paint and vandalize my yard? My house which I am in debt to the bank for bazillions? How dare they!

Lollipop was pissed and spent countless hours scrubbing and complaining and watching my dad and hubby scrub too. Ironically, after almost scrubbing the letters out, my neighbor who was tagged too came over and said "Oh I just called the city. They have a program that comes out to people's houses in LA and removes tags." Boy was I pissed off even further! Not only to be violated and have my parents think I live in the slums of LA but for all the time I spent scrubbing as that shit don't come off easy. So you little hoodlums, you better watch out cause if I catch you, I will hit you over the head with my remaining solar lights that you have also been stealing one by one from my yard. Friggin' kids! Read a book or something. Jeez!

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